-Oh the weather outside is weather
But the fire is so fire
Sense we’ve got no place to place
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow-
and now the now :)
(via bennyandthebees)Source: moistchunkyslurp
"They must be monsters… monsters in the masks of men."
A challenge to men from Jeremy Loveday.
1) What kind of sadist fuckhead bundled three sets of lights into a rat-king ball last year?
2) Maybe this is how headphones are born. When two sets of lights love each other very much…
3) Nearing the centre of the Christmas light matrix. Reality is a dream. There is only the tangle.
4) Fuck this shit, it’s getting worse.
5) I blame Jesus.
6) WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DON’T FUCKING WORK?
7) I don’t care. Just set the fucking tree on fire.
My husband just appeared in the doorway softly singing the Backstreet Boys while doing pelvic thrusts and I choked on my spit laughing and fell off my chair while he sidled nonchalantly away.
On how you study poets:
Oh, for Christ’s sake, one doesn’t study poets! You read them, and think,…
Playing kung fu panda with the kiddo is far more fun than bedtime.